When Hoe Shit Fails: Reggie Bush's Jumpoff...umm..I mean "Homegirl"

Aight, so yall all know where I stand on the whole subject of a man's jumpoff. Can't a man do hoe shit in private? I mean really, what has the world come to these days? *smh*

Way any, in a world of Jump-off's gone wrong, somewhere on this list of females not to fuck with, we now add Reggie Bush's Carmen to the list. Is there no automatic understanding that as my featured sperm catcher, this is done private? I keep telling you dudes stop messing with these girls who have more to gain then lose by licking your balls. Shesh.

Way any, Carmen took the art of being a jumpoff to a whole nother level when she gave the MTV cribs- jumpoff edition tour in Reggie's home and purposely accidentally release it right before the superbowl. Does this girl have an album dropping? Has she been hanging out with Rihanna and her people? Cause this shit right here is totally a Rih-Rih approved move.

Does anyone speak fluent gold-digger? Cause this shit right, the statement she released to the public, dont make no sense... Please see my commentary in Bold print..

"Earlier this week, a video surfaced on the web, showing me on a private tour of New Orleans Saints player, Reggie Bush’s home. The published blog posts about the video have painted me as everything from a “thirsty ho,” to “jump off” to “escort.” These names aren’t insulting, for they’re not true. (I would have used trashbag, STD breeding ground, and maybe teabagger, but thats just me)

As you all know by now, Reggie and I had a brief short lived relationship (??? Is that what they call it when I empty my prostate on your face for a few weeks?) almost one year ago. During that time, we both were in serious relationships with other people, but we had an “understanding.” Unfortunately, things hit the fan when Reggie’s girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, found out about our secret relationship. She immediately ran to the Internet to throw me under the bus. ( I would have hit you with a bus, but thats just me. Call me Reggie, I know a dude...) When this happened, Reggie and I went our separate ways. During our brief relationship, Reggie became a dear and valued friend to me. The negativity surrounding that situation made it extremely difficult for me to move on.

However, I did.

I want to use this column, for Honey, as an opportunity to express how deeply hurt and betrayed I feel. I am shocked and disappointed to see that on the eve of Reggie’s biggest day, his team’s Super Bowl win, the private video I took months ago had surfaced. I believe it was leaked by a former trusted friend and colleague, ( Gold digger terminology for your hairdresser) for his personal gain.  It wasn’t my intention for that video to hit the net or distract Reggie from his amazing day. (Sure you didn't, it was your last resort when they wouldn't buy your sex tape, and the preggo stick kept saying negative) I made that video to let the “nay-sayers” know that I did have proof that he and I were in a relationship (because you could have broke in like the other stalker do?). Unfortunately drama continues to follow, but I have moved on from that experience – and still am.

This too shall pass. (What, no mention of giving your life to god? Has Superhead taught you nothing?)

For those of you who never saw the video in question, here it is..