9 months from now, when there is an overload of babies born in New York City, please blame it on the fact that the saint, my savior, Beres Hammond was in town on July 15th, spreading lovers rock and making it easy for even the lamest man to get some. At a second added show to his “A Moment in Time” Brooklyn stop of his Benefit concert, Beres took over BAM and shut the show down.
Shout out to all the old men came with their young gals, knowing damn and well that they would be returning with their wives on Friday, to see the show as if it was brand new.
To the lady who ran down the isle to roll up Beres' sleeves, you obviously ignored me when I screamed for security. While the mall cops were not on their job, I do have pictures. Sleep with one eye open.
*Disclaimer- we here at DJNorie.blogspot.com will not be held responsible for any pregnancies, nor accidental sex with a loser that may result from the overwhelming sexiness that should suddenly come over you as you watch this clip. Please, just put condoms in your pocket before you press play. Should you feel the overwhelming urge to have sex with the next man you come into contact with, just think that Frankie has blamed 3 of her children on the exact same scenario, and all will be well. This has been a public service announcement. You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.
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