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Montgomery, Alabama. Home of the Civil Rights Movement, the Rosa Parks victory, the late great Nat King Cole, and two muthafuckin G’s named Adrian and Tiffany McKinnon. Who you ask? Please allow me to elaborate.
Adrian and Tiffany McKinnon are a nice, brutiful, hard-working married couple who one day decided to take a well-deserved vacation. Little did they know that upon their return home, they would be greeted by a ransacked house, which was the result of a nasty break-in.
When the McKinnons realized they’d been robbed, Adrian sent a teary-eyed Tiffany off to her sister’s house so he could sift through the messy piles that the burglar had left behind. As he entered the sunroom to assess the damage there, BAM! Adrian ran smack dab into Tajuan Bullock (no kin to Annie Mae), the culprit of all this madness. To add insult to injury, the fucker was twerkin with the slow bop (c) Reginae Carter through Adrian’s crib wearing one of his hats, and even had it stylishly cocked to the right. And here, my friends, is where the shit went left.
Adrian wasn’t gon just let Tajuan come and punk him ha. Stunt and front him ha. Straight up run him ha. Nah man. Instead he pulled a gun on Tajuan’s ass and told him to humble his mu’fuckin self down cuz he was NOT about to be scothered with this bullshit (c) Kyle. That’s when Tajuan knew it was gon be trooouble, trooouble. So he quickly set his ass down somewhere and bowed his head in prayer.
Adrian called Tiffany so she could come back home and witness this monkey show firsthand. When she arrived, the McKinnons didn’t beat Tajuan down like Mister did Celie. Nor did they rape him like Kenneth did Bullseye the horse. Nor did they kill him like Nino did Gee Money. What did they do you ask? They sent Tajuan’s triflin ass through every single room of their house, at gunpoint no less, and made him clean up all the shit he’d wrecked. YAS folks! The McKinnons put this fool to work! And they did not call the police until after he’d finished folding every piece of clothing he’d tossed and restocking every single cabinet he’d raided.
My favorite part of the story? When a salty Tajuan went cryin to the police, told rhem the McKinnons forced him to straighten up the mess he’d made at gunpoint. The police just laughed at his goofy ass and told him he was lucky they didn’t kill him.
Bottom Damn Line: Fuck stealin shit for fun. For you may just end up being confronted by a gun, forced to clean up the damage done and return the shit you thought you won.
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