Enter exhibit A- while Amber may be a tad bit enticing in this picture, please do not miss the star of the photo- The henny bottle in Kanye's hands BEFORE the event. This is one of those moments when you see the neighborhood crackhead approaching and you shake your head because you just know that no good is gonna come from this. Never fear Kanye, I too would drink if I realised that the bitch that I made hot was becoming hotter than me... haha! No I wouldn't, I'd just up my commision and make her my bitch both literally and figuratively. Enter the Kanye and Amber sex tape in 5..4..3..
Fade to black, and enter Diddy. I mean what event would be complete without a Diddy sighting? This time, he was escorted by the two members of his new "group" Dirty Money.. who shall forever be known as Dirty Panties from this point on. Has a nice ring to it, no? Bet that name will make them sell millions cause their talents sure wont!
And of course, where there is Diddy, there is his resident ball licker Cassie.. okay, okay, she dosent lick balls.. cause only swallowing can get you picture privillages.. why do you think we never see kim?
Somewhere, under this get-up giving me "hanibal lector" fever, is lady gaga. Take a minute to absord all the crazy.. but please, if you find yourself starting to like the outfit, save yourself and look away from the screen.
So.. Joe.... umm.. your date looks.. very..... intelligent. (I couldn't even type that with a straight face). Feels kinda disrespectful that your son died and your smiling it up on the red carpet.. that is, unless due to Michael's untimely death and cut off of your funds you had to resort back to your previous hustle... in that case, pimp on my dude.
And for those of you who happened to miss Kanye's outburst, here is a snippet of yet another one of his shining moments. Aww what the fuck.. go find it yourself..
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