The Good Stuff Kids Grow On- "Big Booty B*&^hes"

I blame @MikeMillz_TN for destroying all that is right in the world by showing me this video.
But with 10,000,000 + hits, I had no choice to watch it and see what was going on.

That was the beginning of the end.

I couldn't decide whether twiddle dumb in the church outfit was catching the holy spirit at the thought of "Big Booty Bitches", or if he was doing a crack shimmy, but needless to say the shit is entertaining. Somewhere, in a far off land, thanks to this song a future video hoe is being granted her necessary silicone injections.

There is a God.

When Hoe Shit Fails: Reggie Bush's Jumpoff...umm..I mean "Homegirl"

Aight, so yall all know where I stand on the whole subject of a man's jumpoff. Can't a man do hoe shit in private? I mean really, what has the world come to these days? *smh*

Way any, in a world of Jump-off's gone wrong, somewhere on this list of females not to fuck with, we now add Reggie Bush's Carmen to the list. Is there no automatic understanding that as my featured sperm catcher, this is done private? I keep telling you dudes stop messing with these girls who have more to gain then lose by licking your balls. Shesh.

Way any, Carmen took the art of being a jumpoff to a whole nother level when she gave the MTV cribs- jumpoff edition tour in Reggie's home and purposely accidentally release it right before the superbowl. Does this girl have an album dropping? Has she been hanging out with Rihanna and her people? Cause this shit right here is totally a Rih-Rih approved move.

Does anyone speak fluent gold-digger? Cause this shit right, the statement she released to the public, dont make no sense... Please see my commentary in Bold print..

"Earlier this week, a video surfaced on the web, showing me on a private tour of New Orleans Saints player, Reggie Bush’s home. The published blog posts about the video have painted me as everything from a “thirsty ho,” to “jump off” to “escort.” These names aren’t insulting, for they’re not true. (I would have used trashbag, STD breeding ground, and maybe teabagger, but thats just me)

As you all know by now, Reggie and I had a brief short lived relationship (??? Is that what they call it when I empty my prostate on your face for a few weeks?) almost one year ago. During that time, we both were in serious relationships with other people, but we had an “understanding.” Unfortunately, things hit the fan when Reggie’s girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, found out about our secret relationship. She immediately ran to the Internet to throw me under the bus. ( I would have hit you with a bus, but thats just me. Call me Reggie, I know a dude...) When this happened, Reggie and I went our separate ways. During our brief relationship, Reggie became a dear and valued friend to me. The negativity surrounding that situation made it extremely difficult for me to move on.

However, I did.

I want to use this column, for Honey, as an opportunity to express how deeply hurt and betrayed I feel. I am shocked and disappointed to see that on the eve of Reggie’s biggest day, his team’s Super Bowl win, the private video I took months ago had surfaced. I believe it was leaked by a former trusted friend and colleague, ( Gold digger terminology for your hairdresser) for his personal gain.  It wasn’t my intention for that video to hit the net or distract Reggie from his amazing day. (Sure you didn't, it was your last resort when they wouldn't buy your sex tape, and the preggo stick kept saying negative) I made that video to let the “nay-sayers” know that I did have proof that he and I were in a relationship (because you could have broke in like the other stalker do?). Unfortunately drama continues to follow, but I have moved on from that experience – and still am.

This too shall pass. (What, no mention of giving your life to god? Has Superhead taught you nothing?)

For those of you who never saw the video in question, here it is..

WTF?? Lil Wayne's sentencing postponed due to Dental Work?? His Goodbye Video and More..

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY DOSENT BCAT HAVE LIVE COVERAGE OF THIS?? *SMH*

Maybe the gremblin really does have super powers...Or could it be that the latest rumors of his new uterus Shenelle being occupied is really true, and together they have created the last hope for music as we know it so the gods are giving him a second chance?


Umm... *blink* 


*blank stare*


Let this be a lesson to all that fronts really do serve a purpose, and dreams really do come true
( I almost had a straight face when I typed that). Yeah well whatever the case, this was taken from BBC News just 8 hours ago.. Scroll all the way to the bottom to see the goodbye video he posted on his blog on Wednesday. 

Rapper Lil Wayne's sentencing for possessing a gun has been postponed to allow him to have dental surgery.

The star - real name Dwayne Carter - was unable to undergo the work beforehand as his dentist had been out of the country, his lawyer said.

He is scheduled to return to the New York State Supreme Court on 2 March.

In December, he pleaded guilty to charges arising from a 2007 arrest when a gun was found on his tour bus after a concert in Manhattan.

Top-selling album

The rapper did not say anything in court.

Manhattan assistant district attorney Joan Illuzzi-Orbon did not argue about the delay in sentencing saying she had spoken with the dentist.

The sentencing comes at the peak of the rapper's career.

Following his performance at the Grammy Awards on 31 January, his latest album, Rebirth, was released and became the top-selling album on download service iTunes in the US last week.

The star recently told Rolling Stone magazine he considered jail "an experience that I need to have if God's putting me through it".

The rapper posted an online video hours before his court appearance asking fans not to forget about him.

Meanwhile, Mr Carter is also due in court at the end of March on separate felony drug possession and weapons charges in Arizona.

That case stems from an arrest in 2008 when authorities said they found cocaine, ecstasy and a handgun on his tour bus. 

 Authorities found no syrup on the bus? This is surely a set up!! 

(Cheers to you too Wayne)

Way any, here is the Ustream video of what was thought to be Lil' Wayne's last night in the studio. Check the last marker on the time bar to skip to Lil' Wayne's heart felt goodbye to all his fans. If it wasnt for the fact that I am convinced that it was drug induced, I would have almost, I do emphasize ALMOST, shed a tear. Ok, maybe not. 

When Hoe Shit Fails.. Robbie of "City High" On Intervention

So as an avid believer of all that is fuckery, Im always one for a good story about how Hoe shit affects the lives of others. Imagine my surprise when flipping threw the channels to watch intervention ( I can never get enough of other people's problems) I come across Robbie from "City High"..

I'll give you a moment...

okay, don't feel bad cause I didn't remember either at first. Here's a video to jog your memory...




Way any, apparently Robbie and lead female of the group Claudette Ortiz (yes, she is 5'5 with brown eyes) were together, and the group broke up when she left him to be with the other member Ryan, who were later married. Robbie returned home to his momma's basement and a bottle of gin, giving tv yet another chance to show the world what black woman's pussy can do to you. Without further ado, I present to you Intervention.  And no, Gary Coleman will not show up. Not in this episode at least.

When Hoe Shit Fails- Tiger Woods on Vanity Fair

*Blink*

*Blink*

*Blank Stare*

Im convinced that Tiger's Wife had something to do with this cover... has that man not had enough?? I mean really!! *SMH*

Dear Tiger,

instead of working on your swing you should had been working on your pimp hand, cause look where your bitches done got you now. Poster boy for EPIC FAIL *insert sad smiley face right here* .

Please feel free to laugh, and then reconsider your hoes.

Donate to the Remain Relevant Fund: Lady Gaga Promo Pic's featuring Kanye West

So everybody's favorite weirdo, Lady Gaga, has released some promo pics, in yet another effort to remain relevant. I spent the better part of an hour trying to figure out if the pic with Kanye West was some display from Madame Tussad's Wax Museum. Minus the blood and creepy twitch, these can be considered fly in some countries..

FYI, Gaga, if your crotch is really giving off fireworks, you might want to get that checked...

Where They Do That At? Queen Pen gets loose at 80's Babies!

Batman had a bat signal..
I have a fuckery radar...

I sincerely apologize too our readers for completely missing this one, and due to some scheduling conflicts, *giving DJ Norie the only dirrrrrty side eye* I completely missed the mess that was Queen Pen and made it in time to see the end of SWV and Jagged Edge.

Thank god for readers who love youtube.

Sooo your girl Queen Pen, decided to come on stage in an a sequined zebra stripped cats suit (Pimp not included) and Coogi boots, which she had to take off not even 5 minutes into the performance. Dont worry.. you outfit was like a bad car crash that I could not look away from, so I forgot that you happened to be BAREFOOT on stage. As if it could not get any better, my heart stopped when she kindly asked the audience where her Babymama's on welfare was at, after mentioning that "a Bitch got a babysitter". *sigh* Is that where you been since your last hit? 

Do not adjust your computer screens. Her outfit really does look like that.