Did you have so much fun listening to @DJNorie's Anything Goes party on the radio from 8-10PM on Sunday that you started popping bottles in your kitchen?
Well have no fear, because just released to the IPhone App Store in the newest and hottest App on the market, "Last Night Never Happened".
Developed by a man with an obvious purpose, or one who ha a bitchy drunk girlfriend who puts all his secrets on facebook every time she hits the bottle, This app deletes all the posts and tweets you put up from a certain time. Go back in time and erase all the shit talking, picture evidence that you posted in your extreme state of drunkness.
So lets see...You guys started fighting at 8pm, she was taking shots by 9, so she was posting by 9:15.. (what ever happened to good old drunk dialing? I mean really!) By using the "Last Night never happened" App, she can set the app for 9pm when the drinking started, and have it automatically delete all postings from then until now.
MTV World Premiered the video for Maino's "We keep it Rockin", his remake of the classic "California", featuring Swiss Beats, Jadakiss, Jim Jones, with cameos by new yorks finest, and Your boy DJNorie as the official DJ for the video! Check out my close-up at the 1:12 minute mark., and Da Union close-up at the 3:02 minute mark. DJ Norie to the world yall! Catch some behind the scenes pics under the video.
Friday Night, DJ Norie's team TeamNORIE shut down Brooklyn with "Trey's Way" at Venus Nightclub in Brooklyn. With more than 800 people in the venue, and music by DJ Norie, Suss One and other major Brooklyn DJ's, the party was #MAODDDDD!!! Here are a few pics of the event for those of you who didn't make it! Make sure you make it to 3/30 at BB Kings, DJ Norie's Anniversary w/ Stephen Marley, Barrington Levy, Richie Spice and Romain Virgo.
I blame Candy and Kim Z. from the Housewives of Atlanta for the shit right here...
So as if being America's most loved blowup doll television personality wasn't enough, Kim Kardashian took a page out of Kim Zolciak's book and had The Dream and his smedium jacket produce a single called Jam (Turn it OFF Up).
Guess now that she is no longer a card carrying member of the Reggie Bush Olympic Sperm Catcher team, she must find something to do with her time.
This isnt it.
At first, should one not look at the screen, you think you are overhearing the exorcism of a cat with Rabies in heat.. and labor. But as your ears slow in the bleeding, you begin to hear the base of the track, and all is well until her verse comes in, and then its every man for himself.
Just when I thought there was going to be no ghetto programming to watch with chicken wings and a beer, VH1 dropped off this amazing little tid bit in my inbox.
Funny enough is I happen to be present at a part of the taping for the series, the segment when Olivia had a listening session for her new music at Veranda in NYC a few months ago. Imagine my surprise when then she opened her mouth to sing and I didn't want to vomit!
Way any, this series follows all the girls in life that nobody cares about ( with the exception of Jim Jones wife ), but somehow, when you pack all their weave, drama and jump-off like tactics into one hour, it actually makes for TV I can bare. Was Ciara not available at the time of taping? A few of her well choreographed body rolls and this show would be ready for the Emmy's! We can only dream.. *sigh*
As if DJ Norie's Anything Goes on Power 105.1FM each and every Sunday wasn't the craziest show on the air already, tune in next Sunday to hear DJ Norie interview the man in Reggae himself, Vybz Kartel. Listen in to hear him promote his newest song "Coloring Book", talk about everything from Bleaching, inspiring the young people, and just how long and how well he knows DJ Norie! Make sure you tune in, and in the mean time, here is a preview video
Go ahead, take a second to drink in all the yaki goodness and weave glue that has become Foxy brown..
(and please note, no random chinese people or weave store workers were harmed in the making of this news..)
Foxy Brown announced Friday that she is in the studio recording a double-album, to be the 1st ever released by a female hip-hop artist, called I can't afford Black Roses.
"I'm in the studio every night, slaving. It's going to be really big. One side is going to be straight Hip Hop and hardcore records, and a couple big radio joints, and then the other side is Dancehall-Rock."
ummm... yeah. While we here at www.DJNorie.blogspot.com are very happy that you have taken your inspiration from all things Yaki (let the weave strengthen you), not sure how I feel about a double sided album. After your last master piece that went triple WOOD ,
maybe a double sided album isn't for you. That is unless you pull a Ciara and offer a free album with chicken,
and donate a portion of the proceeds to all the people formerly injured by your damn shinanagans...
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY DOSENT BCAT HAVE LIVE COVERAGE OF THIS?? *SMH*
Maybe the gremblin really does have super powers...Or could it be that the latest rumors of his new uterus Shenelle being occupied is really true, and together they have created the last hope for music as we know it so the gods are giving him a second chance?
Umm... *blink*
*blank stare*
Let this be a lesson to all that fronts really do serve a purpose, and dreams really do come true ( I almost had a straight face when I typed that). Yeah well whatever the case, this was taken from BBC News just 8 hours ago.. Scroll all the way to the bottom to see the goodbye video he posted on his blog on Wednesday.
Rapper Lil Wayne's sentencing for possessing a gun has been postponed to allow him to have dental surgery.
The star - real name Dwayne Carter - was unable to undergo the work beforehand as his dentist had been out of the country, his lawyer said.
He is scheduled to return to the New York State Supreme Court on 2 March.
In December, he pleaded guilty to charges arising from a 2007 arrest when a gun was found on his tour bus after a concert in Manhattan.
Top-selling album
The rapper did not say anything in court.
Manhattan assistant district attorney Joan Illuzzi-Orbon did not argue about the delay in sentencing saying she had spoken with the dentist.
The sentencing comes at the peak of the rapper's career.
Following his performance at the Grammy Awards on 31 January, his latest album, Rebirth, was released and became the top-selling album on download service iTunes in the US last week.
The star recently told Rolling Stone magazine he considered jail "an experience that I need to have if God's putting me through it".
The rapper posted an online video hours before his court appearance asking fans not to forget about him.
Meanwhile, Mr Carter is also due in court at the end of March on separate felony drug possession and weapons charges in Arizona.
That case stems from an arrest in 2008 when authorities said they found cocaine, ecstasy and a handgun on his tour bus.
Authorities found no syrup on the bus? This is surely a set up!!
(Cheers to you too Wayne)
Way any, here is the Ustream video of what was thought to be Lil' Wayne's last night in the studio. Check the last marker on the time bar to skip to Lil' Wayne's heart felt goodbye to all his fans. If it wasnt for the fact that I am convinced that it was drug induced, I would have almost, I do emphasize ALMOST, shed a tear. Ok, maybe not.
Aww.. its that time when everyone's favorite musical Goblin has to gear up to take a long nap... Friends and family threw him a private going away party during superbowl weekend.. here are some pics from the event...
First off, Drake, I'm gonna need you to never make that face again. Ever. Seriously. Im convinced that these two are getting it in.. wonder if Drake wears Barbies clothes at night too?
Wondering if Lil' Wayne's sudden blood alliance will save his ass in prision? He is just the right size to be somebodies bitch..
It's a bird.... no it's a plane... nope, its BG (on steroids?) Wtf?
Sean Garret, your not even relevant in photos.. *smh*
The only two gremblins left on earth..
(CDC, prepare for a new strain of STD in 5...4...3..)
So as an avid believer of all that is fuckery, Im always one for a good story about how Hoe shit affects the lives of others. Imagine my surprise when flipping threw the channels to watch intervention ( I can never get enough of other people's problems) I come across Robbie from "City High"..
I'll give you a moment...
okay, don't feel bad cause I didn't remember either at first. Here's a video to jog your memory...
Way any, apparently Robbie and lead female of the group Claudette Ortiz (yes, she is 5'5 with brown eyes) were together, and the group broke up when she left him to be with the other member Ryan, who were later married. Robbie returned home to his momma's basement and a bottle of gin, giving tv yet another chance to show the world what black woman's pussy can do to you. Without further ado, I present to you Intervention. And no, Gary Coleman will not show up. Not in this episode at least.
Im convinced that Tiger's Wife had something to do with this cover... has that man not had enough?? I mean really!! *SMH*
Dear Tiger,
instead of working on your swing you should had been working on your pimp hand, cause look where your bitches done got you now. Poster boy for EPIC FAIL *insert sad smiley face right here* .
Please feel free to laugh, and then reconsider your hoes.
For all you random perverts out there, here is a clip of 50 Cent in his new movie, "Before I Self Destruct". Word is that this was 50's first experience doing a semi-nude scene, and he wasn't aware that a sock was required so he walked on set with it all hanging out.
As you try to let 50 be great, try not to concentrate on the braids in need of some Rogaine. (Or Jesus, whichever one works quicker.)
Soo... while going through my inbox, because you know that I stan for the f&*(ery, I came across and email for this German Sprite ad.. apparently some claim that its fake *giving someone a dirty eye because I do not believe*, but anywhich way you look at it, its extremely shocking.. (and hilarious if you like dirty jokes)... View at your own discretion...
Last night in New York City, The Music Industry's elite gathered in a hotel to celebrate the return of www.DJNorie.blogspot.com! Ok, ok, they really gathered to celebrate your boy Fab's big 32nd birthday, but our return was just as important!
What I got to do to get a cake like that? (Matter fact, don't answer that) Celebrities came out from all over to wish your boy best wishes. They included Puffy (minus the rest of the Dirty Panty crew), Adrienne Baillion, Rick Ross, and all the video chicks a wet dream could ask for.
So umm.. wonder if Clue and Angie are talking about her baby daddy, cause these look like some fighting words right here... (Don't worry Clue, we got your back!)
Special shout outs to YBF for the pics. Special shout out to Rick Ross for giving me yet another reason to laugh today. Has The Dream been helping you with your wardrobe choices again? Did we not learn from that windbreaker fiasco? *smh* :)
