Fuck Effort: Kim Kardashian's new song Jam (Turn it Up)

I blame Candy and Kim Z. from the Housewives of Atlanta for the shit right here...

So as if being America's most loved blowup doll television personality wasn't enough, Kim Kardashian took a page out of Kim Zolciak's book and had The Dream and his smedium jacket produce a single called Jam (Turn it OFF Up).

Guess now that she is no longer a card carrying member of the Reggie Bush Olympic Sperm Catcher team, she must find something to do with her time.

This isnt it. 

At first, should one not look at the screen, you think you are overhearing the exorcism of a cat with Rabies in heat.. and labor. But as your ears slow in the bleeding, you begin to hear the base of the track, and all is well until her verse comes in, and then its every man for himself.

Listen at your own risk.

Breaking Foxy Brown News...

This just in..

Go ahead, take a second to drink in all the yaki goodness and weave glue that has become Foxy brown..

(and please note, no random chinese people or weave store workers were harmed in the making of this news..)

Foxy Brown announced Friday that she is in the studio recording a double-album, to be the 1st ever released by a female hip-hop artist, called I can't afford Black Roses.

"I'm in the studio every night, slaving.  It's going to be really big. One side is going to be straight Hip Hop and hardcore records, and a couple big radio joints, and then the other side is Dancehall-Rock."

 ummm... yeah. While we here at www.DJNorie.blogspot.com are very happy that you have taken your inspiration from all things Yaki (let the weave strengthen you), not sure how I feel about a double sided album. After your last master piece that went triple WOOD , 

maybe a double sided album isn't for you. That is unless you pull a Ciara and offer a free album with chicken, 

 and donate a portion of the proceeds to  all the people formerly  injured by your damn shinanagans...


 #imjustsayin. 

The Good Stuff Kids Grow On- "Big Booty B*&^hes"

I blame @MikeMillz_TN for destroying all that is right in the world by showing me this video.
But with 10,000,000 + hits, I had no choice to watch it and see what was going on.

That was the beginning of the end.

I couldn't decide whether twiddle dumb in the church outfit was catching the holy spirit at the thought of "Big Booty Bitches", or if he was doing a crack shimmy, but needless to say the shit is entertaining. Somewhere, in a far off land, thanks to this song a future video hoe is being granted her necessary silicone injections.

There is a God.

Donate to the Remain Relevant Fund: Lady Gaga Promo Pic's featuring Kanye West

So everybody's favorite weirdo, Lady Gaga, has released some promo pics, in yet another effort to remain relevant. I spent the better part of an hour trying to figure out if the pic with Kanye West was some display from Madame Tussad's Wax Museum. Minus the blood and creepy twitch, these can be considered fly in some countries..

FYI, Gaga, if your crotch is really giving off fireworks, you might want to get that checked...

Wordddddd???- Rated-R German Sprite Ad!

Soo... while going through my inbox, because you know that I stan for the f&*(ery, I came across and email for this German Sprite ad.. apparently some claim that its fake *giving someone a dirty eye because I do not believe*, but anywhich way you look at it, its extremely shocking.. (and hilarious if you like dirty jokes)... View at your own discretion...

Worddddddd???

Screw Effort- Wycleff and Akon??

Soo..
umm....
*blink*
*blink*

WHAT THE HELL WYCLEFF??

I mean really now? These picks are from the MTV Africa performance, and while I expect this kinda behavior from Akon cause he was probably trying to seduce yet another young thang *cough, cough, giving Akon the only dirty look* from the audience, say it aint so Wycleff!!

Please tell me that somewhere there is a picture of Superhead wiping off her mouth as she walks off this stage. Cause that is THE ONLY WAY this could possibly make sense!!

Friends don't let friends drive drunk. Or get caught in extrememly compromising pictures.

*Note to self- I do understand now why Akon has 3 wives*